Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
