Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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