But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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