So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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