I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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