its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
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Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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