I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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