Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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