It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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