but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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