i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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