Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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