Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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