In the future we'll all be gay
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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