ya dads aren't the best wingmen
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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