im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
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time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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