Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
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Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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