pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
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Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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