when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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