laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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