Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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