My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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