she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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