hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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