Got a toothbrush?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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