Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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