why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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