Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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