Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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