just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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