Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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