thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
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just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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