Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
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accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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