shes about as inviting as chlamydia
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
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