I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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