sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I think I sprained my soul last night
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
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