Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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