I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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