fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
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ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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