We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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