i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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