R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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