Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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