You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
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He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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