Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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