I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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