I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
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Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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