god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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