just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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