The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
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She told me I should be a condom model.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
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i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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