New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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