Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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