Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
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It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I queefed so loud it echoed.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
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