Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
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My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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