We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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